Thursday, June 21, 2007

What this area has to offer...

So as most of you know, I have an extremly boring job right now. So in my spare time I was looking through craigslist in the area im living in and found these treasures... Now these are direct quotes from the ads. No, I was not the author of these genius lines.



Is it a car? Is it a motorcycle? Can it mow you lawn? (what the crap?)



In good shape, cracks in fenders have been welded, doors solid, engine froze up. (Note to author: when there's a picture, you cant lie)



(I actually really like these. I remember having them as a kid)


(I just can't understand who would want these...)



hot.
These are written ones that ive found...the second one kinda disturbs me.

DVD "Are your Health Problems Linked to a Toxic Colon?" Contact me for details.


Have doll parts for sale to make life like dolls. Some heads, legs, arms, body forms, beads for weight, eyes, etc....all for $25.00 appatack@ecenet.com 320-556-3563

New house needs sod, I have baseball cards that includes rookies and stars from the 80's. I have emeralds, rubies, sappires and many semi precious jewels.
Anyways, I found these really funny. Or maybe ive just been trapped in an office for too long...

10 comments:

Evan and Cara Fish said...

in defense of the milk cans - i have a couple. my dad used to deliver milk and we kept some (with lids) painted them and used them for barstools. but, the other stuff...whoa. my question is, "how did you FIND that stuff?"

dani said...

Well when you have ALOT of time on your hands and nothing but the internet to pass the time these things seem to find YOU.

Trevor said...

That's funny that Cara mentioned the milk cans. I was just thinking when I saw the picture that my mom would probably like those.

Trevor said...

On a side note not related to your blog, but related to your mom's blog, do you know what that song is that plays when you view the slideshow of your wedding pics?

Trevor said...

Nevermind about my last comment. I used that new Verizon Song ID to have my phone listen to it and it told me what it was. How cool is that!?

dani said...

Oh yeah I have that song id thing too! Its kind of a strange song. Not very wedding-ish.

Kristal said...

There's a song linked to it?
Um, ok, first off...BUY THOSE BOOTS before some other lucky girl does! And wow to that last one...they have lots of treasures on their hands. I've been livin on craigs list lately too. Lookin for a b-day present for my baby girl. Speaking of....guess who's turning 20 in a couple of weeks????? (is it 20?)

Erica said...

"I have emeralds, rubies, sappires and many semi precious jewels."

lol that's my favorite one for some reason.

dani said...

That was my favorite one too!! Im glad im not alone in this. I need to learn how to lay sod.

dani said...

Yes it is the big 2-0. Its gonna be kind of a weird bday tho. I haven't spent it anywhere other than Jo city my whole life. Now Im gonna be spending it in North Dakota. When's Kamyrn's bday?